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  • I want to travel the world and enjoy things, so if you gave me $50 million and said, 'You can never perform again,' I probably would take it and be fine with it.
    - Jen Kirkman
  • Sitcoms are what got me excited about show business.
    - Jen Kirkman
  • A lot of relationships have ended for me in my 20s, because I knew that eventually those people would wanna settle down and have kids.
    - Jen Kirkman
  • Sometimes I feel like if two parents were given $100, and a child-free person was given $100, everyone would assume that the parents would invest their money wisely because they're smart. And people like me would just go buy candy.
    - Jen Kirkman
  • I love being on the road, but to make a living as a road comic, you have to be on it most weeks out of the year. That's just too much for me. But I would love to be such a successful road comic that I don't have to go on it every week.
    - Jen Kirkman