Best quotes by Woody Allen on God

Checkout quotes by Woody Allen on God

• ‟ If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

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• ‟ Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

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• ‟ To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

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• ‟ If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

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• ‟ As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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