Best quotes by Steven Wright on People
Checkout quotes by Steven Wright on People
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‟ A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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‟ Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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‟ I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
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‟ I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
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‟ I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
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