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• ‟ I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.

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• ‟ Being a dancer and a singer gave me some advantage with regards to having a stage presence. I always take my timing from the audience because they are half of my act.

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• ‟ I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

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• ‟ My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

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• ‟ It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

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• ‟ If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.

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• ‟ I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

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