Best quotes by Pete Holmes on Me

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• ‟ When it comes to being called a pronoun, sometimes I like to call other people 'me.' I go, like, 'Oh, these mes voted for Trump. This me is begging for change. This me is driving me to the airport.' I find that useful instead of going, like - because it's so pleasant to go 'you.'

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• ‟ My mom wanted me to be a youth pastor, and when I became a comedian, she said it was close enough.

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• ‟ My wife left me when I was 28 in real life.

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• ‟ I knew I wanted a 'Girls'-type show about my life, but what's the big thing that happened to me? Oh, I got married when I was young.

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• ‟ The world is so mysterious, and there's so many social interactions where I have no idea what I'm supposed to do - what's being asked of me, what's expected of me.

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