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  • That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
    - Jerry Seinfeld
  • To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
    - Jerry Seinfeld
  • I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
    - Jerry Seinfeld
  • There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'
    - Jerry Seinfeld
  • Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.
    - Jerry Seinfeld
  • To a guy like me, a laugh is full of information.
    - Jerry Seinfeld
  • I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.
    - Jerry Seinfeld
  • I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.
    - Jerry Seinfeld