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• ‟ I don't hate Dane Cook, but I am trying to go after people I think are capable of more.

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• ‟ My goal isn't to wake up in the morning and hurt people's feelings.

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• ‟ I do notice a lot of people who want to shock to get laughs. It's such a tricky thing; you don't want to make rules about it. There's nobody more hilarious than Dave Attell, and he'd break every rule you set up. But he's funny.

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• ‟ I'm not a confrontational person in real life, so I really don't wanna get into arguments or fistfights with people I'm making fun of.

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• ‟ I don't enjoy writing newspaper articles any more than people like reading them. I'm a standup comic, not a journalist, although sometimes onstage I will say: 'What else is in the news?' Writing is work, which I'm not comfortable with.

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• ‟ My big fear is that I'll put down so many people, I'll have to leave show biz.

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• ‟ In the '90s, comedy was at a very low point, but these days, you've got people like Hannibal Burress, Ron Funches, Maria Bamford - people who can play any club, anywhere.

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• ‟ There are so many people who just want a flashy object in front of their eyes and don't want to think at all; I find that disturbing.

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• ‟ I can open up any can of worms and get people upset.

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