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• ‟ Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

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• ‟ My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

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• ‟ You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.

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• ‟ I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

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• ‟ I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

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• ‟ I have this very abstract idea in my head. I wouldn't even want to call it stand-up, because stand-up conjures in one's mind a comedian with a microphone standing onstage under a spotlight telling jokes to an audience. The direction I'm going in is eventually, you won't know if it's a joke or not.

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