Best quotes by Erma Bombeck on Cars

Checkout quotes by Erma Bombeck on Cars

• ‟ Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

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• ‟ Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

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• ‟ Never have more children than you have car windows.

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• ‟ Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

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• ‟ It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

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• ‟ My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

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