Best quotes by Woody Allen on Life

Checkout quotes by Woody Allen on Life

• ‟ Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

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• ‟ My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

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• ‟ There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

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• ‟ Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

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• ‟ Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

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• ‟ I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

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• ‟ Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

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