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• ‟ I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

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• ‟ No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

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• ‟ Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

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• ‟ The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

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• ‟ I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

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