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• ‟ Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

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• ‟ Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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• ‟ I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

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• ‟ You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

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• ‟ I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

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