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• ‟ A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

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• ‟ I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

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• ‟ Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

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• ‟ I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

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• ‟ When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

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• ‟ Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

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• ‟ Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

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• ‟ I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

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