Best quotes by Orson Bean on God

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  • God is being siphoned out of the public arena. People don't even say God bless you when you sneeze anymore. I want to be able to lay a Merry Christmas on someone without its feeling like a political statement.
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  • I'm not a pessimist. I do believe that in some way we don't understand, God has a hand in things and it will all work out for America. Our money says In God We Trust. And we are the best country, aren't we?
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  • I think God loves to hear little kids laugh at fart jokes. He didn't just make sunsets and bluebirds, He made hot babes. And dirty old men like me. That's the modest message I've set out to tell the world: you don't have to be Ned Flanders to be a Christian.
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  • For most of my life I didn't believe in God. Who had time?
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  • I don't know anyone who doesn't have an empty spot at the center of him, which must be filled in order to be really happy. That spot, like it or not, is reserved for God.
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  • Each morning and night I get down on my knees and thank God for my life and ask Him to make me grateful all the time instead of just most of the time.
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  • I think America was a miracle. I think God loves this country.
    - Orson Bean