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• ‟ I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic.

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• ‟ There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

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• ‟ Well, excuuuuuse me!

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• ‟ I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive.

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• ‟ I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.

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• ‟ I love comedy. That's what got me into the arts. I don't even know how to categorize myself anymore.

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• ‟ It's a mystery to me the way that contemporary art galleries function.

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