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• ‟ I'm sauteing asparagus, Brussels sprouts,broccoli, some boneless, skinless chicken breast, some halibut. That's about it; that's all I'm allowed. That's what's legal for me to saute.

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• ‟ A lady emailed me that her child had been diagnosed with autism and that hearing my material on the subject had helped her. To me, it just means that I'm making the right decision in talking about this.

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• ‟ We all have enemies, but my enemies would probably describe me as surprisingly ruthless.

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• ‟ Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'

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• ‟ 'Malcolm X' was impressionable for me as a kid.

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