Best quotes by Les Dawson on Mother-In-Law

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  • I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
    - Les Dawson
  • My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.
    - Les Dawson
  • My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.
    - Les Dawson
  • My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
    - Les Dawson
  • I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'
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  • I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.
    - Les Dawson
  • My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
    - Les Dawson
  • The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.
    - Les Dawson