Best quotes by Jonathan Carroll on Time

Checkout quotes by Jonathan Carroll on Time

  • Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well.
    - Jonathan Carroll
  • Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings.
    - Jonathan Carroll
  • The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wash public telephone booths and the glass over traffic lights? Every time I see someone doing these things, I smile like a child.
    - Jonathan Carroll
  • Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do then with these things that serve one function once or twice in a lifetime, and the rest of the time are just in the way?
    - Jonathan Carroll
  • It took me less than half a lifetime to realize that regret is one of the few guaranteed certainties. Sooner or later everything is touched by it, despite our naive and senseless hope that just this time we will be spared its cold hand on our heart.
    - Jonathan Carroll