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• ‟ Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.

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• ‟ I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

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• ‟ I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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• ‟ Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube.

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• ‟ If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

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• ‟ Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

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• ‟ Never floss with a stranger.

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• ‟ Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

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• ‟ I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.

  - Joan Rivers