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• ‟ The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.

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• ‟ A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

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• ‟ People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

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• ‟ I do a little thing about the way people shake the sweetener packet. You know, like they're all excited. I want to get all the granules down to one end. I love all these rituals.

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• ‟ Forty is when you actually begin even deserving to be on stage telling people what you think.

  - Jerry Seinfeld