Best quotes by J. B. Smoove on Man
Checkout quotes by J. B. Smoove on Man
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‟ I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief.
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‟ When I first started doing comedy years ago, I used to be the biggest Michael Richards fan. I used to love this dude. He was on a TV show called 'Fridays,' and man, he was tall and lanky - and I was tall and lanky. I love physical comedy, and he was a physical comedian, and I said, 'Man, I love this guy.'
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‟ It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.
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‟ You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?
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‟ I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.
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