Best quotes by Hasan Minhaj on Time

Checkout quotes by Hasan Minhaj on Time

• ‟ I'm a first-generation kid in this country. I so identify with America and its culture. I'm a citizen, I was born here. I'm American. At the same time, like most first-generation kids, I have this other identity to another country back home, which is India.

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• ‟ Every time I watch CNN, it feels like you're assigning me homework. Is Trump a Russian spy? I don't know. You tell me - I'm watching the news. It feels like I'm watching CNN watch the news. Just take an hour, figure out what you want to say, then go on the air.

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• ‟ My mom works at the VA; she's been working at the VA for 15 plus years, and yet she's helping so many veterans coming back from brown Muslim countries, and my mom treats them. It's this weird - sometimes I feel torn. It's this dual identity. I'm so proud to be American, and at the same time, I disagree with our foreign policy.

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• ‟ My mom worked at the VA for years, so any time I can do anything to help, it's a must.

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• ‟ Every time a U.S.A. Today slides underneath my door, it's like they're saying, 'Hey, you're not that smart, right?'

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• ‟ Every time Trump goes golfing, the headline should read, 'Trump Goes Golfing. Apocalypse Delayed.'

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