Best quotes by Fran Lebowitz on Children

Checkout quotes by Fran Lebowitz on Children

• ‟ Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

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• ‟ All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

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• ‟ I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?

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• ‟ Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

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• ‟ Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.

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• ‟ Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

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