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Checkout quotes by Erma Bombeck on Never

• ‟ Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest,' you're wrong because I have just described my kids.

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• ‟ Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

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• ‟ Never order food in excess of your body weight.

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• ‟ It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

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• ‟ A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

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