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‟ A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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‟ I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
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‟ I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
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‟ People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.
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‟ I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'
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‟ People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.
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‟ He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
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