Best quotes by Demetri Martin on Time

Checkout quotes by Demetri Martin on Time

• ‟ The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

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• ‟ Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

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• ‟ I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

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• ‟ If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

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• ‟ There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time.

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• ‟ I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

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