Best quotes by David Sedaris on People

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• ‟ I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

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• ‟ They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity.

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• ‟ What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.

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• ‟ When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening.

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• ‟ I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story.

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• ‟ I meet people at book signings. My record now, for signing, is ten and a half hours in one sitting.

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• ‟ I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives.

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• ‟ When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.

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• ‟ I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.

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• ‟ People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?'

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• ‟ My sister Tiffany told me years ago, 'You can never write about me.' Then she called six months ago and said she wanted to be in a story. She was worried people thought I didn't like her.

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