Best quotes by Chris Rock on Funny

Checkout quotes by Chris Rock on Funny

  • There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
    - Chris Rock
  • Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.
    - Chris Rock
  • Hollywood's just not funny.
    - Chris Rock
  • Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
    - Chris Rock
  • Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
    - Chris Rock