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• ‟ I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'

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• ‟ People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?'

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• ‟ It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.

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• ‟ I don't pick on people.

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• ‟ The one thing people like about my show is it's universal. Everybody can relate to it. I think people enjoy going to a show and saying, 'Something like that happened to me.'

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• ‟ People all over are finding themselves in jobs they never thought they'd be in.

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• ‟ I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.

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• ‟ I have been passed over on some things because people didn't think I was edgy enough. But the people who took those gigs are gone now, and I am still here.

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• ‟ My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house.

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• ‟ America loves to watch people growing and getting better.

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• ‟ I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.

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