Best quotes by Bert Kreischer on Me
Checkout quotes by Bert Kreischer on Me
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‟ My second freshman year of college, that's year two of seven, my father got very sick and though he was going to die. He gave me a Rolex, a bottom of the line one. I wore that watch everyday. He didn't die. On my 40th birthday, he gave me a very nice Rolex that belonged to him. That's the one thing we connect on: the watch.
- Bert Kreischer
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‟ I need someone to be like, 'I can beat Bert in a marathon.' And then my Mickey Mantle genes will kick in and I'll start going, 'No you can't. You can't beat me, because I'll beat myself.'
- Bert Kreischer
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‟ I run into guys all the time that say, 'Me and my three buddies started fat shaming each other and we collectively lost 130 pounds.'
- Bert Kreischer
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‟ The Travel Channel named me the professional fun seeker, and that's exactly what I am.
- Bert Kreischer
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‟ I read some older books when I worked at Barnes And Noble, like some of the American classics. I read a lot of Hemingway. I fell in love with Hemingway's prose and with the way he wrote. I feel like he's talking to me, like we're in a bar and he's not trying to jazz it up and sound smart, he's just being him.
- Bert Kreischer
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‟ No matter how successful I may get, I'll always be a failed musician, sitting at a concert double-fisting overpriced twenty-ounce beers, wishing it was me on stage brooding soulfully to my fans. I had my shot once, but I let it slip through my fingers.
- Bert Kreischer
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‟ Here's the weird thing about me. I was never one to tell you stories about me. I was always the guy who others told stories about. I was like that up until I was 35 years old. And then I started telling stories about me onstage.
- Bert Kreischer
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‟ I love going on other people's podcasts - in my opinion not enough people ask me to be guests!
- Bert Kreischer
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‟ There's nothing like making a crowd laugh. For me that's the ultimate high.
- Bert Kreischer