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• ‟ Some of the most fun I've ever had has been filming 'Bert the Conqueror.' As a stand-up comedian, I love putting this humorous spin on travel, and I get the added bonus of using all these wild adventures in my act.

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• ‟ I'd love to write a book called 'How to Raise a Virgin.' Seriously, I think a book about that would sell.

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• ‟ I'd love to be a movie star. That'd be great. But I lost the looks awhile ago. They slipped right through my hands like sand in an hourglass.

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• ‟ I read some older books when I worked at Barnes And Noble, like some of the American classics. I read a lot of Hemingway. I fell in love with Hemingway's prose and with the way he wrote. I feel like he's talking to me, like we're in a bar and he's not trying to jazz it up and sound smart, he's just being him.

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• ‟ I love partying and I love laughing.

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• ‟ I love touring. I love stand up. I love getting on a tour bus with my friends.

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• ‟ I love giggling more than anything in the world. It's my favorite thing in the world to do.

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• ‟ I love going on other people's podcasts - in my opinion not enough people ask me to be guests!

  - Bert Kreischer