Best quotes by Artie Lange on Life

Checkout quotes by Artie Lange on Life

  • I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.
    - Artie Lange
  • I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.
    - Artie Lange
  • Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
    - Artie Lange
  • Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
    - Artie Lange
  • When you're an adult, when times are good, entire years go by in what feels like the space of one season. But the worst trick time plays on you is just how slowly the worst times in your life take you to live through.
    - Artie Lange
  • When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs.
    - Artie Lange
  • It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
    - Artie Lange
  • Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.
    - Artie Lange
  • As a child, as far as I was concerned, my dad had an amazing job, and we had all the money we needed. My life was so fun and carefree that I didn't realize at all that we weren't rich - until I met someone rich. Still, I've never met a rich kid who grew up as happy as I did.
    - Artie Lange
  • You know you're on stage being the life of the party and trying to get laughs, and then, in a lot of ways, you don't have anything to give once you give it to the people.
    - Artie Lange
  • The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life?
    - Artie Lange
  • The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life?
    - Artie Lange
  • Only when you're in that ditch, lying there in the muddy runoff you've made of your life, gazing up at the peak you fell from, do you truly know how small you are and understand how tall you used to be.
    - Artie Lange