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  • I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
    - W. C. Fields
  • I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
    - W. C. Fields
  • It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
    - W. C. Fields
  • Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
    - W. C. Fields
  • Never give a sucker an even break.
    - W. C. Fields
  • I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
    - W. C. Fields
  • I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
    - W. C. Fields