Best quotes by Mitch Hedberg on Funny

Checkout quotes by Mitch Hedberg on Funny

  • My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
    - Mitch Hedberg
  • I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
    - Mitch Hedberg
  • I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
    - Mitch Hedberg
  • Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
    - Mitch Hedberg
  • All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
    - Mitch Hedberg