Best quotes by Mitch Hedberg on Funny
Checkout quotes by Mitch Hedberg on Funny
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‟ My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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‟ I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
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‟ I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
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‟ Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
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‟ All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
- Mitch Hedberg