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• ‟ I don't like upsetting people.

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• ‟ I like jokes where people don't stop laughing.

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• ‟ The world is in a bit of a state. I don't know how it's happened so quickly but everyone's a bit on edge. I'm not sure that our leaders are doing a great job globally. We're hoping on Trump and Kim Jong-un - these two people who maybe aren't necessarily the sanest.

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• ‟ The people who don't like me are completely irrelevant to me, just as I'm irrelevant to them.

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• ‟ Sometimes I worry about things changing and people not liking me any more. As a comedian you do feel like you're walking on a knife edge.

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• ‟ I like the stage lights to be bright so I can't see people because I will inevitably only see the ones who aren't laughing.

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• ‟ I call people 'captain' a lot and it makes them feel special. Until they hear me using it for everyone, that is.

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• ‟ Maybe people just can't cope with how jovial I am.

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