Best quotes by Matthew Perry on Women

Checkout quotes by Matthew Perry on Women

• ‟ Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

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• ‟ Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour, they think that something's wrong. Then I explain that I don't have comedy writers scripting everything I'm saying at this particular dinner.

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• ‟ Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

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• ‟ I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby!

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• ‟ They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well.

  - Matthew Perry