Best quotes by Matthew Perry on Me

Checkout quotes by Matthew Perry on Me

  • I was a very good tennis player in Ottawa, Canada - nationally ranked when I was, like, 13. Then I moved to Los Angeles when I was 15, and everyone in L.A. just killed me. I was pretty great in Canada. Not so much in Los Angeles.
    - Matthew Perry
  • I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.
    - Matthew Perry
  • I certainly wear my heart on my sleeve, and I think that comes out in the characters that I play. There's a yearning, or something, that comes out of me that people relate to.
    - Matthew Perry
  • The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I'm not happy because there's nothing better for me than a world that everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.
    - Matthew Perry
  • I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on 'Friends' or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think I've ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show.
    - Matthew Perry
  • I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.
    - Matthew Perry
  • When I was, like, 15, I realized there could be a career in making people laugh - like, you could get paid to do it. That was insane to me.
    - Matthew Perry
  • The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I can't stop drinking. I can't stop drinking. Can you help me?' I can say, 'Yes, I can help you.'
    - Matthew Perry
  • To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.
    - Matthew Perry