Best quotes by Les Dawson on Wife

Checkout quotes by Les Dawson on Wife

  • My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
    - Les Dawson
  • My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.
    - Les Dawson
  • Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.
    - Les Dawson
  • I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary.
    - Les Dawson
  • I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
    - Les Dawson
  • The wife's run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him.
    - Les Dawson
  • I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.'
    - Les Dawson