Best quotes by Les Dawson on Wife
Checkout quotes by Les Dawson on Wife
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‟ My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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‟ My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.
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‟ Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.
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‟ I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary.
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‟ I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
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‟ The wife's run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him.
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‟ I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.'
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