Best quotes by Larry David on Life

Checkout quotes by Larry David on Life

• ‟ I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.

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• ‟ I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.

  - Larry David
  

• ‟ My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.

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• ‟ Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.

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• ‟ My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time.

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• ‟ All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.

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• ‟ All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.

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• ‟ When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street - things like that.

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• ‟ I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.

  - Larry David