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• ‟ When I first went to university, I did a big shop with my dad. We bought loads of stuff but it didn't occur to me that I needed to refrigerate it, so I just put it in my room. I remember thinking, 'What's that smell coming from under the bed?' It was a bag of potatoes. How long does it take for a potato to rot? Months!

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• ‟ Comedy has got me all these opportunities and I enjoy doing a variety of things. I can't really believe I've got the chance to have my own radio show.

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• ‟ The owner of one club once interrupted my set to inform me that my taxi had arrived. I don't think he meant it to sound as cutting as it did.

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• ‟ If one of my friends said they'd written a little role for me in a sitcom, I'd definitely do it and I'd enjoy it. But I have no interest in being a serious actor.

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• ‟ There's enough really good actors out of work without me trying to steal any of it.

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• ‟ I don't like thinking too much about the future - it freaks me out.

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• ‟ Everyone likes doing impressions of me. I'm easy.

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• ‟ Can I do an impression of me? I don't think I can. It would be the most self-confronting thing you could ever do.

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• ‟ The way people do an impression of me is they use the phrase, 'Who are these people who do this... ?' Then they do some not-quite-good-enough observational humour, which is the most offensive thing.

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• ‟ Stand-up wasn't a calling. It was more like, 'What can I do that isn't going to make me really depressed?'

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