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• ‟ I have a lot of cultural references that have amassed in my brain like shrapnel over the years that are meaningful to me.

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• ‟ Here's the thing: I am not only a creature of civilization, I'm an asthmatic person. I will only live so long as I have stockpiled the proper inhalers. I'm effectively a cyborg. You know how in Jurassic Park, they bred those dinosaurs with the lysine deficiencies, so if they ever got off the island, they'd die? That's me.

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• ‟ Many people, many girls have tried to teach me the rules to football. And you would think that it would get in my head that way, but I just don't understand it.

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• ‟ The few people who ask to have their photographs with me, I almost always say yes, except for a few circumstances, like when my family is around.

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• ‟ My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not.

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• ‟ All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports.

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