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• ‟ That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

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• ‟ As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it's stretching is if you haven't done it, or that you haven't done it rigorously for a long period of time.

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• ‟ It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.

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• ‟ The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

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• ‟ I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

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• ‟ I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

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• ‟ The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

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• ‟ If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

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• ‟ I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

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• ‟ So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.

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