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‟ Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
- Joe E. Lewis
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‟ Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
- Joe E. Lewis
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‟ Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
- Joe E. Lewis
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‟ I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
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‟ Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.
- Joe E. Lewis
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‟ They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
- Joe E. Lewis