Best quotes by Jerry Seinfeld on Funny

Checkout quotes by Jerry Seinfeld on Funny

  • It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
    - Jerry Seinfeld
  • A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
    - Jerry Seinfeld
  • The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
    - Jerry Seinfeld
  • I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained.
    - Jerry Seinfeld
  • I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
    - Jerry Seinfeld