Best quotes by Jeff Foxworthy on Me

Checkout quotes by Jeff Foxworthy on Me

  • Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
    - Jeff Foxworthy
  • I love comedy. God has given me this platform.
    - Jeff Foxworthy
  • Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
    - Jeff Foxworthy
  • The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.
    - Jeff Foxworthy
  • I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
    - Jeff Foxworthy