Best quotes by Jeff Foxworthy on Family

Checkout quotes by Jeff Foxworthy on Family

• ‟ If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

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• ‟ My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

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• ‟ I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

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• ‟ I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

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• ‟ For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

  - Jeff Foxworthy