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• ‟ They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

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• ‟ My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

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• ‟ I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

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• ‟ I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

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• ‟ I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.

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• ‟ You know what burns me? Matches.

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• ‟ A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

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• ‟ My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

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• ‟ I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

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• ‟ A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

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• ‟ People read me but they don't subscribe.

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• ‟ I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.

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• ‟ My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

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