Best quotes by Jay London on Me

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  • They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
    - Jay London
  • My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
    - Jay London
  • I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
    - Jay London
  • I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
    - Jay London
  • I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.
    - Jay London
  • You know what burns me? Matches.
    - Jay London
  • A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
    - Jay London
  • My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.
    - Jay London
  • I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
    - Jay London
  • A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
    - Jay London
  • People read me but they don't subscribe.
    - Jay London
  • I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.
    - Jay London
  • My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
    - Jay London