Best quotes by Jay Leno on Today

Checkout quotes by Jay Leno on Today

• ‟ Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

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• ‟ Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

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• ‟ Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.

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• ‟ The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up.

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• ‟ My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?

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• ‟ Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference.

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