Best quotes by Henny Youngman on Man
Checkout quotes by Henny Youngman on Man
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‟ A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
- Henny Youngman
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‟ A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
- Henny Youngman
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‟ This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
- Henny Youngman
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‟ This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
- Henny Youngman
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‟ I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
- Henny Youngman