Best quotes by George Burns on Age

Checkout quotes by George Burns on Age

• ‟ You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

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• ‟ Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

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• ‟ If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

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• ‟ Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

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• ‟ I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

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• ‟ I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

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• ‟ At my age flowers scare me.

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• ‟ Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

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• ‟ I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

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• ‟ I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

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